Archive for May, 2009
Monday, May 25th, 2009
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listen up sicKaarntz,
need some suggestions for the opening of stoke
travel (formerly SMASHED) summer season coming up this June 1st….. so
we’re going to give away:
8 free surfaris in Spain
8 free trips to bull run, tomatina and Oktoberfest
UNLIMITED BEER AND SANGRIA .
this is how we roll:
GRAFFITI we will be painting up the new bus this Saturday and would like
any suggestions for what to paint on the bus. anything goes- if we use
your idea you can come down for free.
OBSCENE PHOTOS / STORIES: looking for any far-out travel stories or photos
to put up on the website… no censorship required. we may appropriate
them and insert them into our own stories.. but if we do and they go on
the website you can drink for free with us anytime this summer.
GROUP OF 8: if you can get together a group of your loosest mates to come
on a surf trip or festival trip this summer let us know and you can come
for free yourself.
for any info on surf trips in Spain, France, Portugal and Morocco.. or
Europe’s biggest festivals check out www.stoketravel.com
and pls email any photos or stories of debauchery to nick@stoketravel.com
and thanks to Gotcha for sorting us out with surf gear this year…
may the good times begin.
…the stoke crew…
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Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
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Facebook – we need 1 million blog followers for a new charity. This blog will be advertising the Charity, and it will advertise all of the announced web site details, donate pages, and volunteer requests. If you like children, If you like less crime, If you like snowboarding, If you like surfing, If you like charity – FACEBOOK – FOLLOW THIS BLOG
FIRST- Go here and click the blue “FOLLOW” button – http://apps.facebook.com/blognetworks/blog/tims_blog_161106
SECOND – Go here, join the cause, get all of your friends to join the cause. Add a personal message stating it is for a new children/crime/snowboarding/surfing charity that is currently being setup by some of the best surfers, snowboarders and psychiatrists in Europe, for the benefit of the children involved – we are going to reduce crime on your streets, and change the lives of the children involved. (Donate if you like, but the charity will be changing to this one when ready).
We are also looking for probation service contact details in all areas of Europe, NOW. And voluteers to collect them. If you can help us then please email “tim at timwadesblog.com”
But we want your help! NOW!
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Saturday, May 23rd, 2009
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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Help find Tim more beautiful Italian girls on Facebook and raise money for the Big Alaska Snowboard and FreeShi Club for every friend you tell. Just go here and help spread the word, and join the Group here
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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This is hilarious – no wonder some people were offended! This is the message that the Maroochydore High School Queensland , staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine . This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children’s failing grades changed to passing grades – even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes, and put this on the answerphone.
The outgoing message:
Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:
To lie about why your child is absent – Press 1
To make excuses for why your child did not do his work – Press 2
To complain about what we do – Press 3
To swear at staff members – Press 4
To ask why you didn’t get information that was already enclosed in your
newsletter and several flyers mailed to you – Press 5
If you want us to raise your child – Press 6
If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone – Press 7
To request another teacher, for the third time this year – Press 8
To complain about bus transportation – Press 9
To complain about school lunches – Press 0
If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable
and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that
it’s not the teachers’ fault for your child’s lack of effort: Hang up and
have a nice day!
If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it.
PS: And, from Tim – I am wondering why 346 people a day, as we speak (in Australia) are reading this. Taking the top 1% (that must own their own business, yet maybe not getting the website traffic they could be; through www.timinternet.com/uk) have not realised the sales the Internet brings in. The customers searching for what I want them to read, and you are one of them! Contact me to find out what I can do for your business. Surfin’ strategies making big waves for Aussies too!
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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Italian girls are beautiful. Once you have ‘experienced’ an Italian girl, you will never go back. FACT. Beautiful, stunning, hot, great cooks, love, attention, attractiveness, look great in bikinis, wonderful, adventurous; in every single way! FACT!
And this is Tims group full of them. Beautiful Italian Girls only. If you are Italian and beautiful, then you need to be a member. Fact. This group is just for beautiful Italian girls. No moaners, fattys, 5 foot midgets, English girls, Yanks or Morcoccans are allowed. You don’t even have know me, just join, put your photo in the albums, and write on my wall.
I love beautiful Italian girls and this is where YOU can all queue up, to meet me for aperitivos!
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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Massage Dating Services has just launched its own adult dating website. It is totally free to register.
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