Mans and Womens needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in
bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says
“I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” The
husband says “WHAT??” The wife explains that he must not
be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes
that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal
with it. So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big
dept. store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive
outfits. And then tells his wife. We’ll take all three of them. Then
goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then goes to
the Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so
excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not
care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says “but
you don’t even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get
it.” The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even
believe what is going on. She says “I am ready to go, lets go
to the cash register.” The husband says,” no – no – no,
honey we’re not going to buy all this stuff.” The wife’s face
goes blank. “No honey – I just want you to HOLD this stuff for
a while.” Her face gets really red and she is about to explode
and then the Husband says, “You must not be in tune with my
financial needs as a Man!!!
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