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I wish Qaddafi would hurry up and get shot dead. I’m getting bored of Bin Laden jokes..

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BBC News : “Gaddafi ‘Not Targeted’ By US Strikes”

So we can safely assume that he’ll be dead within days.

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It’s nice to see that, with the money he’s saved up,

David Cameron has treated himself to a war.

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Apparently, Colonel Gaddafi’s gone into hiding and has surrounded himself with forty virgins.
Well, at least we know he isn’t hiding in Newcastle.

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Gaddafi warns of a second Vietnam if foreign powers intervene in the Libyan conflict.

Yeay! Full Metal Jacket sequel!

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Apparently Tony Blair has called Colonel Gaddafi personally to ask him to stand down. The delusional lunatic went on for ten minutes about not being a war criminal before Gaddafi could even get a word in.

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Sky news -

‘US: Gaddafi ‘Delusional And Unfit To Lead’

That’s rich, coming from a country which put George Bush in charge…

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A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son,”I’m sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please d on’t tell your mother.”

The young man again brought three more names to his father but ended up frustrated because the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. ”Mom I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn’t tell you.”

His mother smiling said to him, ”Don’t worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You’re not his son”

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There was an old man named Osama,
Who once gave the yanks some real drama,
Then they spotted his head and shot the sod dead,
And thats what they call bloody Karma

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David Cameron – Idiot that gave Pakistan £650 million in education aid:

“Mr Speaker, let me turn next to Pakistan. The fact that… bin Laden was living in a large house in a populated area suggests that he must have had a support network in Pakistan”

Fucking really? Muppet!

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Osama bin Laden – DEAD – image / photo / picture:

Osama bin Laden - DEAD - image / photo /picture

Osama, bin Laden, DEAD, image, photo, picture

Osama bin Laden - DEAD - image / photo /picture

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Osama bin Laden jokes – his horrible cult deserve everything they get – now let’s rid the world of the rest of Osama bin Laden!

Osama bin Laden Jokes

And some photographic proof that Osama bin Laden is actually buried at sea:

Osama bin Laden - buried at sea

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Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.

What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!

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