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Whenever I’m choosing a fine wine from the supermarket, I always ask myself ‘How much would Antony Worral Thompson pay for this?’

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I hope Anthony Worrall Thompson can’t see what I’ve written about him today.

I don’t want him stealing any of my jokes.

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I saw Antony Worrall Thompson in the street today, so I decided to ask him for his autograph.

“Yeah, no problem” he smiled. “Have you got a pen?”

“Fuck off Antony, I’m not falling for that old chestnut mate.”

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Antony Worral Thompson Jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson’s Jacket.

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Antony Worrall Thompson.

Sticky fingers, even when he’s not making cakes.

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There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
Unless you’re using the Anthony Worrall Thompson recipe book.

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