Archive for the ‘Arseholes’ Category
I like my family and friends on FB, except you. Cos you’re just a Nob
Tuesday, August 16th, 2011A new page on facebook called “I like my family and friends on FB, except you. Cos you’re just a Nob” – to join and then send the invites out to your “not so real friends” – you know; those chavs, scrote, parasitic scum that were just born to annoy you, waste oxygen, and just moan consistently.
Join the “I like my family and friends on FB, except you. Cos you’re just a Nob” page now and start inviting the Nobs on your friends list!
Karma for Osama
Wednesday, May 4th, 2011There was an old man named Osama,
Who once gave the yanks some real drama,
Then they spotted his head and shot the sod dead,
And thats what they call bloody Karma
Osama bin Laden – DEAD – image / photo / picture
Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011Osama bin Laden – DEAD – image / photo / picture:
“Muslims against Crusades” and the Royal Wedding – Prince William & Kate Middleton
Wednesday, April 20th, 2011The more I read about ”Muslims against Crusades” and the Royal Wedding – Prince William & Kate Middleton, the more I think it’s just a laughable red herring to divert police and security forces attention from something altogether a bit more comprehensive. And if it is, a terrorist incident spelling Al Queda has been in the planning since well before the poppy burners incident of last Remembrance Sunday?
Let’s hope the police and security forces can concentrate their efforts on keeping the public safe, and maybe let the English Defence League EDL counter demonstration take place in combating Muslims against Crusades!
I hope William and Kate have a great day anyway, the future King and Queen of Great Britain!
Gillette Mach 4′s v’s Wilkinson-Sword Xtreme 3′s
Monday, June 7th, 2010Gillette Mach 4′s v’s Wilkinson-Sword Xtreme 3′s? No competition. Gillette Mach 4′s are cool and Wilkinson-Sword Xtreme 3′s are completely useless. Especially if you are not clearing the odd babies nipple hairs from your Beautiful Italian Girls breasts.
The Gillette Mach 4′s can clear 4 weeks Alpine beard growth and perhaps make 2/3 times. The Wilkinson-Sword Xtreme 3′s simply cannot, you’ll need an old toothbrush to clear the razor of debris every scrap, it’s blades and blade housing haven’t been tested, and its cheap plastic construction are next to Korean slave labour manufacture. It is quite simply shite and the guy who called them extreme knows they are “extremely shit”. Don’t be fooled by the package and price, as my girl was!



