Just a quick note to the fat idiot driving the 14 bus this morning – “my dog has a lot better temperament than you do, and you should wear a muzzle too!”. Then your passengers wouldn’t have to look at that miserable moaning face, and everyone would be happier.
The gestapo tactics of the British government have even finally sprouted wings and flown into the sacred city of Turin, famous for the shroud of Jesus and the Grand Madre, amongst various other tourist attractions.
Having my parked my ‘motorhome’ (with English registration plates and advertising ‘tourist’ all over it) some gestapo member of the Torino Polizia Municipale, didn’t have the common sense to appreciate that my ticket (that had been purchased to the maximum accepted by the automated ticket machine) had just expired less than an hour before, or the fact that it was bucketing down with rain, and I hadn’t returned to replace it. He obviously was short of parking spaces in the park full of people that day, for the zero people in the park, and the zero other cars in the parking bays.
At least in Italy it is only 22€ plus the 1.50€ commission you pay to the tabacchi (tabacconist) where they make it easy for you to pay the fine. As a respectful and law abiding citizen I paid it!
I hope the small penis’ed officer number 99231 dies a painful death and is served with many other similar cold and rainy Saturday’s getting totally soaked in empty car parks, and would like to ask him if he likes cowardly victimizing innocent citizens so much, why didn’t he join the UK police force or government? Instead of being a proper Italian policeman in the Carabinieri or Polizia, you are just doing parking and traffic in the Polizia Municipale. You are simply making money for your local authorities to waste devising other similar stupid systems to persecute their own citizens!
You must be stupid?
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Living outside the system is relatively easy, even in foreign countries and speaking a different language. As long as you have a ‘sellable and marketable’ skill you should always find work, and of course living outside the system, you don’t have to charge for any tax and most employers are happy to pay you this lesser amount from their own pocket. As long as you do a good job, you are required again and again.
No matter how much governments try to clamp down on it, they of course have overstretched and underpaid resources. We all know just how lazy government officials and civil servants are too. And with the amount of ‘gypsies’ I have come across I my travels, I see that there are much more important people to go after than me. I’m not hiding or running after all. I’m simply enjoying meeting new people and experiencing new places, and not locked to a house where I have to pay all this money to the British government in Income Tax, NI and Council Tax etc. Why should I? After all I have been to Iraq, Bosnia and Rwanda to ‘keep Britian a free country’ – now I am simply enjoying the ‘free’ bit they advertised.
And as for tax? I pay as much as the next man – fuel tax, cigarette tax and beer tax, the list goes on. If asked by the British government why I’m not contributing to them the answer is very simple. I’d rather pay the French or Spanish their tax in their 1.50€ bottle of wine, than pay Britain their tax on a £4.99 same bottle of wine. They are the greedy bastards that tax everything so much. And if I haven’t lived in the UK (and haven’t), why should I pay them anything?
I love my free life; and am willing to fight to preserve it….
The UK is bloody ridiculous for parking tickets. Everywhere that can possibly have lines painted on the road to stop or charge you for parking has had, and private companies are employed to search and persecute the innocent motorist that can no longer park near his local shops, facilities or the beach.
Parking wardens employed by these private companies (that are also sufferers of ‘little big mans syndrome’ with very small penis’s) are paid on a performance related pay scheme, ie the more tickets and fines they hand out, the more they get paid.
Well, fuck you. In Fort William I put my ticket in the slot of the machine, jamming it up so it required fixing, and no further person could pay either.
And (fuck you twice) in York after driving round the ring road not finding any space or car park accepting a 10.5 metre motor home, I parked in the coach park. Imagine my disgust when after returning from an hours shopping I not only had a ticket, they had locked me into the coach park with a chain on the gate. I wouldn’t mind, but it was midweek, chucking it down with rain and there were no coaches anyway, let alone tourists – I was the only one. Needless to say I got out my angle grinder and generator to cut their lock of the gate. After closing it behind me, it only then dawned on me – sacrifice the expensive security lock on my bicycle, and locked them out of their own car park.
Sort the parking out Britian – nowhere else in Europe uses parking to generate revenues. If you wisely spent the money you had instead of fighting stupid wars and giving it away in Public Private Partnership schemes, you wouldn’t need it.
These, amongst the most horrible people available on the planet today, make peoples lives a misery and they mince about calling themselves Debt Collectors and Private Investigators. They usually work privately, and on behalf of scrounging ex-wives, banks and credit card companies – people with money to collect.
Nine times out of ten they come from bullied backgrounds, often with failed careers in the Police, the Armed Forces and other usually government institutions. They all suffer from the same ‘little big mans syndrome’ where they feel they have to be nasty to everyone because they were never left any dinner money at school, where they were bullied and tormented continuously. Usually they are sad, lonely individuals, unable to have fun (or even comprehend what fun is) and never excel at anything sporting.
They hover the world in their own lonely lives hiding from the people they are grassing up, and snitching on. They are blatantly obvious to spot as because they usually failed all the physical tests to get to the fieldcraft part of any military training, they have to rely on their childhood volumes of ‘Combat and Survival’ magazine to learn their trade, as such, stick out like an erection in a undersized wetsuit.
I hate them and will not rest in peace until I have broken my baseball bat on any that follow me. Other equally painful experiences await them.
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