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Parvinder and Habib are beggars.. They beg in different areas of London

Habib begs just as long as Parvinder but only collects £2 to £3 every day.

Parvinder brings home a suitcase FULL of £10 notes, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Habib says to Parvinder ‘I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day?’

Parvinder says, ‘Look at your sign, what does it say’?
Habib’s sign reads ‘I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support’.

Parvinder says ‘No wonder you only get £2- £3

Habib says.. ‘So what does your sign say’?

Parvinder shows Habib his sign….
It reads, ‘I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan ‘.

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Italian girls are beautiful. Once you have ‘experienced’ an Italian girl, you will never go back. FACT. Beautiful, stunning, hot, great cooks, love, attention, attractiveness, look great in bikinis, wonderful, adventurous; in every single way! FACT!

And this is Tims group full of them. Beautiful Italian Girls only. If you are Italian and beautiful, then you need to be a member. Fact. This group is just for beautiful Italian girls. No moaners, fattys, 5 foot midgets, English girls, Yanks or Morcoccans are allowed. You don’t even have know me, just join, put your photo in the albums, and write on my wall.

I love beautiful Italian girls and this is where YOU can all queue up, to meet me for aperitivos!

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Many thanks to Noemi today for sending these across. Just cos I have been snowboarding this winter, doesn’t mean I have forgotten any of you – ANY OF YOU!!!! And I’m coming, soon. Can’t wait. Alllleeee!

Cheers for the fotos Noemi! Una/Due settimana si? Io telefono si? Con Mirko, Gio, Ciche prima, si?

WOW. I can’t wait for the summer!

And for all you’s olived skinned beauties, down there, who’s the ‘real’ sun specialist? I am well underway already this season too

I can’t wait to get back! “Non posso attendere di essere di ritorno con lei, per l’estate, si?”

C U SOON! Very soon!

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Are girlfriends just a waste of money and waste of disk space? I have just ‘cleaned’ up my photos anyway, just to be on the safe side

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And if you think that looks nice, just have a look at the fresh shrimps on this one. And the complementary vini (did I mention that before, I don’t think I did, haha). Me and Laura are certainly filling our fat faces on daily basis, just to make sure it is OK, obviously. Check out the posh new shelters for the summer too. lol:

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Laura was moaning that I never write anything about her on my blog, and I think she was feeling a bit left out. “Nick is on there!” she was moaning at me yesterday Nick, so for all the rest of my friends, this is Laura a girl we know from Turin who is really cool, drinks lots of beer and smokes loads of spliffs, and at 46 is just learning to snowboard (I bet she’s really happy I just said her age, lol):

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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “NO! I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology, and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?!”

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A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”
The Psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist says, “very interesting,” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex.”
“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”

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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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