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If ever I have seen a total waste of money, fuel, electricity and not to mention mooring facilities, it was Elton John’s yacht, Hercules moored in a small town in Liguria the night of the 12th of August.

Why he needs a boat of that size to house his over large torso and his gay friends is beyond me – I hope he pays a lot of tax on it.

Elton – you should be ashamed of yourself both by better looking after the environment, and giving some of that cash to charity (like Mark Tolner)! Too many candles in the wind there matey – it lit up the whole of Liguria!

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I don’t know why all these women keep moaning at me for being out all day – I’m only at Creche expanding my social and interpersonal skills.

And creche is FREE too – I just pay for refreshments!

Women moan all the time for nothing!

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At last, the 3 SkypePhone that I bought last week and has taken 5 days of battling 3′s incompetence is on and working, and I can now Skype my friends whilst walking down the street, drinking in the pub, lying in the bath or sat on the toilet!

“At fucking long last!”

So, you want my number and SkypeName? Be serious – you are not even a registered user of my blog, and haven’t even had the decency to have left me a comment on my web site! If you are important enough to know me, then you already have it anyway.

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A new 3 SkypePhone and my beautiful girlfriend are being difficult again today. The new 3 SkypePhone because their website for registration of a new phone (believe it or not, you cannot register it or activate it in the 3 shop), and my beautiful girlfriend because she is just in the mood to be difficult today. Bless her.

Anyway. I’d better hurry up and clean the whole house, because she is already in a mood, because she can’t work the 3 website, moaned at me for not cooking her breakfast that she said she was taking upstairs, and all the stuff in the kitchen (that she put there) is suddenly my fault too. Good job I love ‘er eh?

Ciao4now!

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Things all quiet on the western front.

Apart from the spam I am getting telling me how some overpriced herbal pills will increase the size of your cock by 6 metres and girls will love it. How the fuck do they know I haven’t got a 6m cock that girls love anyway.

Work is pretty dull this week. Loads of stuff to do with not a lot of help. I’m supposed to be doing a site that people can spam all of their medication and replica watches links on, but as yet still waiting on the boss registering a domain.

Oh yeah, if you need a conference facility in Spain, look no further than booking it through Conferences Spain – the sun is out and the birds are singing etc. (Sorry has to plug that as it needs incoming links).

The Hives are in Turin tonight at Space 211. The beautiful girlfriend is still beautiful. Google are still great. The sun is out and the dog still needs to eat. Apart from that, nothing new today. So…..ciao4now!

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I was walking my dog along the seafront the other day, only to find this sweet old age pensioner really hammering it back and forth past the pier:

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With the acceleration of a JetSki being incapable of pulling you into the biggest waves, and the rising numbers of people in the search of a more thrilling adrenaline at an ever increasing cost, we have begun trials of the latest VIP Extreme Sport – Sea Harrier JumpJet Surfing!

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My friends in Spain have excelled themselves today but paying me before I even asked, and without the normal friday hassles. Well done. 10€’s short but that can wait until next week.

Sorry I have been a bit quiet this week with my blog, but important events have happened this week. Everyone who thinks they know me, know exactly the situation. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then you don’t know me that well, do you?

If you are police or a private investigator, then just “fuck off” anyway. And also think about getting a proper job too! It is not my fault you were bullied at school, have a small penis, and need the rest of your ‘orrible lot to win a fight either.

Apart from that I have watched Bepe Grillo’s video this week – well worth a watch! I’ve been busy on the web as usual. Not a lot else to report.

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Yes.

After taking the seat out again (and the charging unit, and reversing the batteries, I got it started and the vehicle battery is showing 12.7v on the meter and starts again. I’ll keep an eye on that this afternoon, and go out and get a 240v charger for the leisure ones that I can sun directly from the 240v from the generator. Hopefully this will boost them all.

The beautiful girlfriend will be happy as we are off on holiday for a bit. When I get paid anyway!

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After taking the passenger seat out, disconnecting the charging unit for the 3 batteries and all the appliances in my motor home, finding the blown fuse and blowing a couple more and putting it all back together again, and recharging, MY VAN BATTERY IS FUCKING DEAD AGAIN!!!

Molto grande bastardo!!!

Now to get it started, disconnect the van and the leisure battery systems and charge the leisure ones independently; hopefully getting a decent amount of charge into all of them so it can hold it for a decent amount of time.

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