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BBC News: “Prince William and Kate Middleton have named the day they will be married; April 29th”

I believe it was named that already.

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I just sent Kate & William a wedding present…

20% of my earnings for the past 5 fucking years.

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BBC NEWS: Kate Middleton has ring made smaller. 

Bet Will is happy with that!

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Kate Middleton has said she is devastated she never got to meet Diana.

Not long now, mate.

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Prince William and Kate Middleton are going to have a fairy tale wedding, much like Charles and Diana’s.
You know the one where the brakes on the carriage are cut and the prince marries one of the horses.

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Sky’s Kay Burley outside the Palace with Royal pundits…
“So what advice would you give Kate on joining the Royal Family?”

..er….dont piss off Prince Philip and if you do….Always wear a seatbelt in Paris!

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Great News! Britain finally has a new People’s Princess.

Audley Harrison.

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What do Dodi Fayed and Kate Middleton have in common?

They’ve both had Princess Diana’s ring on their finger.

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That Kate Middleton is a bit of a hottie, and she’s got a cracking set of air bags on her.

They should come in handy in a few years time.

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A new Conservative government, crippling financial cuts and now a royal wedding? Probably best to avoid the Falklands for a bit…

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Kate Middleton is not having problems with the marriage vow – “to love honour and obey” 

Its the answer “Till MI5 do us part” thats causing her problems.

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Sky news: Kate to be next Queen

As long as she can grow a silly tash and sing Bohemian Rhapsody i suppose i could live with that.

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Sky News: “Prince William and Kate Middleton engaged”.

Fucking tell me about it, I’ve been trying to get through to them all day to congratulate them both on her pregnancy.

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I hope they put Kate Middleton on the stamps, I wouldn’t mind licking the backside of her.

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Hopefully Kate’s limo driver has played a little more Mario than Diana’s; so he actually knows how to save a princess.

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I’m sure I speak for most men when I say, I will definitely be licking Kate Middleton’s stamp.

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So Prince Harry has been promoted to Captain…

His father, Major James Hewitt will be so proud!

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This year we’re commandeering the world’s most famous party island, Ibiza. It just makes sense, right, to head to this sand fringed, sun drenched, bar and club infested Mediterranean rock for a couple of nights of absolute debauchery.

So here’s how we do it. Our ferries will be sailing from Barcelona and Valencia to Ibiza loaded with party people. Our boats have bars on board and a DJ playing tunes the whole way across. There will be people dancing on the decks, hurling over the rails and joining the nautical equivalent of the “mile high” club. It’s going to be fun.

Ibiza Spring Break

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Surf camp is run in northern Spain, in the town of Zarautz, close to the city of San Sebastian. It provides some of the greatest surfing on the Basque Atlantic ocean coastline, and providing the best surf report in Europe. Surf camp provides camping accommodation providing holidays with great weather, nightlife and within easy reach of the local airports. Great surfing spots in the area include Hossegor, Cabreton, Anglet and Biarritz in France, to Mundaca in Spain, which are in close proximity of the cities of Bayonne, San Sebastian and Bilbao. Whether you are looking for a relaxing beach holiday, or to surf all day long; our campsite is ideal for any adventure sports holiday, and is just a short walk from the beach. So let Hotel Savage be your lonely planet backpacker information travel guide!

Surf Camp - San Sebastian, Spain

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Please check out the HotelSavage.com – hotels and holidays website to find out about extreme binge drinking and partying holidays across Europe. Run from the bulls in Pamplona, visit Las Fallas Festival or drink yourself to death at Oktoberfest in Munich. All holidays are 55€ per day including breakfast, a BBQ and unlimited all inclusive beer and sangria. Check it out!

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A group of scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1) argued over nothing.

2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional.

6) Couldn’t drive.

7) Failed to think rationally

…and had to sit down while urinating.

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Squirrel Songs VII : Foamy The Squirrel

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At 11.30am this morning, a team of Greenpeace activists started taking action against a massive oil drilling ship, stopping it from drilling a deep water well off the Shetland Islands. Using speedboats to reach the huge 228m long drill ship, they climbed up the giant rungs of the anchor chain, and are now preventing the ship from moving to its drill site.

Get who supports Greenpeace?

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  Bardonecchia as the Torino townies don’t know it:

Freeride marathon – Bardonecchia – 2010

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