Tim Wade's Blog

As normal I am stumped for something to write about this week. I am back in the motorhome with no 12v electric as the ElecktroBlock charging and distribution unit has been sent back to Germany to be repaired where an overvoltage from my generator blew it up. They are fixing a voltage limiter to it after its repair, that should stop it happening again (why they didn’t make it with one of them I don’t know).

My mate Nick has some friends from Aston Martin across, and last week moved into a new flat on the 7th floor and a view over the rooftops. I hope they all had bad heads this morning from the copious beers they consumed last night.

Anyway, thats it for today!

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If ever I have seen a total waste of money, fuel, electricity and not to mention mooring facilities, it was Elton John’s yacht, Hercules moored in a small town in Liguria the night of the 12th of August.

Why he needs a boat of that size to house his over large torso and his gay friends is beyond me – I hope he pays a lot of tax on it.

Elton – you should be ashamed of yourself both by better looking after the environment, and giving some of that cash to charity (like Mark Tolner)! Too many candles in the wind there matey – it lit up the whole of Liguria!

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Welling Utd v Maidstone football fans showing some quality skills after their goalkeeper fucked up and let in an easy goal.

Quality! Nice one lads!

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At last, the 3 SkypePhone that I bought last week and has taken 5 days of battling 3′s incompetence is on and working, and I can now Skype my friends whilst walking down the street, drinking in the pub, lying in the bath or sat on the toilet!

“At fucking long last!”

So, you want my number and SkypeName? Be serious – you are not even a registered user of my blog, and haven’t even had the decency to have left me a comment on my web site! If you are important enough to know me, then you already have it anyway.

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AJ’s Sports Bar in Fuengirola is not just the best bar there, it is pretty much the only bar there with all the football on TV and also has the best pool team in the whole area. And I thought I’d say a quick hi to Tony, Jan, Jay, Joe and the rest of the Evertonian crowd, whilst I was writing my blog today (sorry guys; for some reason you jumped into my head).

Anyway. If anyone is going to the hotels in Fuengirola for their holiday this summer, make sure you pay AJs a visit for the football (and Jays curry and roast dinner), and please say hello from Tim the web designer for me!

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We went to Avigliana today in the beautiful girlfriends mums car – not the Aston Martin we took last time. Still it was a lovely day for a walk round the lake, and now at the Pizzeria they have all the outside seating area done and a loud rock jukebox for a bit of entertainment.

And the beautiful girlfriend was looking very beautiful too

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Sorry everyone on Skype who is desperately waiting to talk to me on my new phone, but these muppets at three (tre.com) are being wasters (their client area 133 is down for the weekend). Hence they are going to replace it for free, and get it working while I am stood there, or I will smash their shop up too!

Tre – you have been warned.

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A new 3 SkypePhone and my beautiful girlfriend are being difficult again today. The new 3 SkypePhone because their website for registration of a new phone (believe it or not, you cannot register it or activate it in the 3 shop), and my beautiful girlfriend because she is just in the mood to be difficult today. Bless her.

Anyway. I’d better hurry up and clean the whole house, because she is already in a mood, because she can’t work the 3 website, moaned at me for not cooking her breakfast that she said she was taking upstairs, and all the stuff in the kitchen (that she put there) is suddenly my fault too. Good job I love ‘er eh?

Ciao4now!

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Things all quiet on the western front.

Apart from the spam I am getting telling me how some overpriced herbal pills will increase the size of your cock by 6 metres and girls will love it. How the fuck do they know I haven’t got a 6m cock that girls love anyway.

Work is pretty dull this week. Loads of stuff to do with not a lot of help. I’m supposed to be doing a site that people can spam all of their medication and replica watches links on, but as yet still waiting on the boss registering a domain.

Oh yeah, if you need a conference facility in Spain, look no further than booking it through Conferences Spain – the sun is out and the birds are singing etc. (Sorry has to plug that as it needs incoming links).

The Hives are in Turin tonight at Space 211. The beautiful girlfriend is still beautiful. Google are still great. The sun is out and the dog still needs to eat. Apart from that, nothing new today. So…..ciao4now!

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Surfing in Levanto, Ligure, ITALY is much the same as trying to ice skate on a tarmac car park. Described by the Cinque Terre Online web site as the surfing capital of Italy “attracting surfers from all over Europe”, it is pretty much the same as any Mediterranean beach the Mediterranean side of Tarifa in Spain.

Well worth a visit for the comedy store selling Quiksilver and Billabong boardies for 80€ a throw though, with “zero discounte per Inglese”. If you need boardies (even if you are Italian), the Quiksilver shop in Turin has a far better range at half the price and yes, they do give a discount to the English.

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