Tims Salsa Chili

FUCKING HOT

Tims Fucking Hot Salsa Chili is handcrafted from fresh ingredients made to Tim’s special recipe, inroduced to Tim by the Palermese, and mastered through generations of Sicilians. Each 300g jar contains over 4kg of fresh ingredients including a blend of the finest chilli’s available today, quality extra virgin oils of Italy (yes, it is healthy too), and a blend of the finest eastern spices (amonst the other secret ingredients of course).

Tims traditional recipe still today remains an industry secret from Moroccan, Turkish and Egyptian kebab men, who still buy their sauces through third party suppliers, to make their crap meat taste better.

Tims Salsa Chili is guaranteed to blow the mouth and arse off any that dare try it – test it on all your friends. They will love it, and immediately want their own jar; making you the envy of all your mates, when they realise you SIMPLY CANNOT GET THIS STUFF ANYWHERE ELSE!!!

Each 300g jar is over a week in hard production, using some of the cheapest developing world farming, and traditional methods of manufacture (such as whipping and shooting slaves). This enables us to produce this stuff at reasonable costs and price our product at just 10€ per 300g jar. Combined with the finest available ingredients, Tims special recipe makes every single jar of Tims Salsa Chili, a unique and deeply satisfying ‘experience’ to consume, digest and vacate from your body.

Developing world farming, and Mafia/Taliban negotiations in ingredient supply and bottling, now mean YOU CANNOT BUY THIS CHEAPER ANYWHERE ELSE! It is now ONLY 10€ a jar.

So what you waiting for – Hurry up and order some NOW before we run out. This stuff doesn’t last for ever you know?