Windows Genuine Advantage Notification – STOP BEING A DICKHEAD BILL GATES!
Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009
Windows Genuine Advantage Notification is the biggest piece of Microsoft Software that gets right on my nerves. I own my Windows. Fuck off Bill Gates. My serial number is W4BFF-P866V-3FXBK (and the rest you can whistle for as your software is shit, and those that have worked in Novell, Microsoft and Cisco networking, and the web for the last god knows how many years, know that you are a just a greedy twat that will slow our machines down even more if individually identified). I for one have sacked Word, Excel etc – Sun Solaris makes the best software in the World, not you!
So why when I get my old laptop out for a few days, do you insist on being such a tight c&*t? Greed only. You sold windows to Acer, check it out. The first three cinquets is enough to realise.
Anybody else having WGAN problems can get rid of them here – http://www.mydigitallife.info/2006/11/05/ways-to-crack-and-disable-wga-validation-tool-and-wga-notifications-plus-download-and-install-bypassing-genuine-windows-validate-requirement/
Now stop being such a dickhead and loosing custom to free alternatives that are faster and better (and open/edit/save your documents).
http://www.sun.com/software/staroffice/
All the best, Tim.
PS Mozilla Firefox is also a far superior and faster web browser – http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.html
PPS Thunderbird is a far faster, more resilient to viruses, and far more scalable with the FREE ADDONS – “Reclaim your Inbox” they advertise it as – http://www.mozillamessaging.com/en-US/thunderbird/
PPPS You should stop making people MCSE (Microsoft Certified Support Engineers) that know more about you “continual failing, crashing and insuperior software, that lets face it – you copied IBM and PCDOS on), and stop worrying about piracy – you are the biggest “Captain Jack” of all!
