Tim Wade's Blog

Windows Genuine Advantage Notification is the biggest piece of Microsoft Software that gets right on my nerves. I own my Windows. Fuck off Bill Gates. My serial number is W4BFF-P866V-3FXBK (and the rest you can whistle for as your software is shit, and those that have worked in Novell, Microsoft and Cisco networking, and the web for the last god knows how many years, know that you are a just a greedy twat that will slow our machines down even more if individually identified). I for one have sacked Word, Excel etc – Sun Solaris makes the best software in the World, not you!

So why when I get my old laptop out for a few days, do you insist on being such a tight c&*t? Greed only. You sold windows to Acer, check it out. The first three cinquets is enough to realise.

Anybody else having WGAN problems can get rid of them here – http://www.mydigitallife.info/2006/11/05/ways-to-crack-and-disable-wga-validation-tool-and-wga-notifications-plus-download-and-install-bypassing-genuine-windows-validate-requirement/

Now stop being such a dickhead and loosing custom to free alternatives that are faster and better (and open/edit/save your documents).

http://www.sun.com/software/staroffice/

All the best, Tim.

PS Mozilla Firefox is also a far superior and faster web browser – http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/personal.html

PPS Thunderbird is a far faster, more resilient to viruses, and far more scalable with the FREE ADDONS – “Reclaim your Inbox” they advertise it as – http://www.mozillamessaging.com/en-US/thunderbird/

PPPS You should stop making people MCSE (Microsoft Certified Support Engineers) that know more about you “continual failing, crashing and insuperior software, that lets face it – you copied IBM and PCDOS on), and stop worrying about piracy – you are the biggest “Captain Jack” of all!

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Yes, the idiots at Microsoft have done it again. A latop with only Italian language incorporated. How did they remove the language option that have been there since Windows 3.1? No in Windows Vista Home to swap the language you need third party software and to download a 257Mb language pack from Microsofts very slow web servers (probably as the world is downloading new language files).

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SmartFTP, the FTP client software house has got greedy and released another update forcing everyone to pay for the use of the product within 10 days. This greed has occurred after they have provided the same product for free for over 10 years, and have continually provided ‘not needed’ updates like Microsoft that cause frustration, and eat up bandwidth on pay per use internet connections.

Well, I say “Fuck you SmartFTP”. If you had the slightest bit of common sense you would realize that your market is web designers; all of which have the brains both to write their own FTP client, use a dos prompt or use Dreamweaver’s internal FTP component.

SmartFTP may have just made themselves history.

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