Posts Tagged ‘Mohammed’

Osama bin Laden jokes

Monday, May 2nd, 2011
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Osama bin Laden jokes – his horrible cult deserve everything they get – now let’s rid the world of the rest of Osama bin Laden!

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Osama bin Laden Jokes

And some photographic proof that Osama bin Laden is actually buried at sea:

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Osama bin Laden - buried at sea

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Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head.

What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing?!

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It’s very quiet and there’s a lot of flags flying half-mast here in Bradford this morning. 

What’s going on?

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I can’t help but feel that flying a 747 packed full of Paki’s into Bin Laden’s villa would have been a much more satisfying conclusion to it all.

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Thank God Bin Laden’s dead.

I was getting sick of the royal wedding.

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Osama 2,967 – USA 1
I see this very much as a consolation goal

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Dear Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Prophet Mohammed, Islam and 1.8 billion Muslim people the world over.

Please note: The Americans did it!

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Bad news everyone.

Now that Osama Bin Laden is dead, we have all moved up one place in the USA’s most wanted list.

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“9/11 organiser dead”.

Nonsense, I’ve never seen George W. Bush looking healthier.

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So Osama Bin Laden is dead! What a momentous day! 2/5/2011

Wait a minute… 2+5+2=9. And it’s the year 2011.

9/11!

I should be a conspiracy theorist.

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Prince Harry reported missing after a secret fancy dress party somewhere in Pakistan…

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So then, the Americans have the right idea. If you kill everybody in the middle east, one of them is BOUND to be Bin Laden…

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Bin laden is dead! Killed by a stray shot from Emile Heskey! Woohoo!

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Osama Bin Laden & Henry Cooper.
Both have been on their knees looking up to Muhammad.

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News: Osama Bin Laden Dead

He took his own life rather than watch a 4th day of Royal Wedding highlights!

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Tonight there are 72 virgins saying, “Oh, hell no!”

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Mohammed and God

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
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A Moslem man dies and arrives in Heaven.  He is very excited as, all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks

‘No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up’

And he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds

 

 Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the  ladder in great strides.

He meets another bearded man.

Full of hope, he asks again, ‘Are you Mohammed?’

‘No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still’  Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.

  Once again, he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

‘Are you Mohammed?’

‘No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still’ Exhausted but with heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man with a beard.

‘Are you Mohammed?’ he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath  from all his climbing.

 ’No, my son. I am God.. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?’

‘Yes please, my Lord’

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:

‘Mohammed, two coffees please.’

Mohammed and God

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