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Facebook – we need 1 million blog followers for a new charity. This blog will be advertising the Charity, and it will advertise all of the announced web site details, donate pages, and volunteer requests. If you like children, If you like less crime, If you like snowboarding, If you like surfing, If you like charity – FACEBOOK – FOLLOW THIS BLOG

FIRST- Go here and click the blue “FOLLOW” button – http://apps.facebook.com/blognetworks/blog/tims_blog_161106

SECOND – Go here, join the cause, get all of your friends to join the cause. Add a personal message stating it is for a new children/crime/snowboarding/surfing charity that is currently being setup by some of the best surfers, snowboarders and psychiatrists in Europe, for the benefit of the children involved – we are going to reduce crime on your streets, and change the lives of the children involved. (Donate if you like, but the charity will be changing to this one when ready).

We are also looking for probation service contact details in all areas of Europe, NOW. And voluteers to collect them. If you can help us then please email “tim at timwadesblog.com”

But we want your help! NOW!

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A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”
The Psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist says, “very interesting,” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”
The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”
The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman on a bed making love.”

The Psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with sex.”
“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”

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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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Tim thinks that psychiatrists are that mad they must surely weigh themselves before and after each shit, just to ensure they hold on to a decent amount, so as they can speak for the following period. Certainly one that I know!

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