Elstree Internet – Some idiots around Britian today, even pretend to be hard enough to take the piss!
Monday, August 3rd, 2009
Elstree Internet really are a ridiculous choice for SEO or web sites.
Here follows my reply to a guy, Clive Butchins from Elstree Internet, who has subscribed to my newsletter via one of my web sites (you use Press Release Distribution Clive I see, filling my site up with your free content just to grab free links, and serve my Google ads).
His email is a direct cut/paste of my marketing email, with his company names changed with mine, just to try and “take the michael” out of me.
Well Clive Butchins from Elstree Internet – here comes you loosing your no1 for “Elstree Internet” as well! You are more than welcome to load yourself up with “Internet Virtual Bravery Pills” and come and see me face-to-face? Or maybe with shit search engine visibility like your website has, you can’t afford to. lol:
Dear Clive,
hahahahaha! Your piss taking email did make me laugh, so much! I nearly smashed my laptop as it fell on the floor with me.
Check out “worldwide property sale” and that searches competition, or maybe “selling products that sell themselves” would better suit your jealous nature Clive?
Whatever you want to put at No1 (in whatever language), you are welcome to come and get a quote from me!
I’m sure I can also put “Elstree” at No1 too – your are not incidently, even in the top 10???? Even on the UK only Google. Why with such an uncommon name?
Buona sera!
Tim.
Clive Butchins wrote
Fact One – if you are not in the top 3 answers in Google, you are unlikely to be beating your competition AT ALL.
Fact Two – if you are not in the top 30 answers (top three pages) of Google, for your industries keyword phrases, people are very unlikely to find your web site, and the business WILL go to 30 of your better positioned competitors. Web sites with no traffic are a burden and cost! A loss!
Fact Three – people searching Google for your product or service, actually WANT to buy it. If you are at the top, the only questions to answer yes to, are “can they deliver?” and “is the price right?”
Fact Four – Google searchers are proactive buyers and the best potential repeat customers you can find ANYWHERE. Why advertise on TV, in magazines and newspapers to those wholly disinterested in your product or service?
Fact Five – nobody in the UK is better than TimInternet in putting you there;
Fact Six: absolutely nobody can guarantee you number one search position – Google changes its algorithm regularly and only those that have been doing this as long as Google has existed, know the secrets. The above are ONLY six of this years number ones!
So, you know you are making a wise choice by emailing tim@timinternet.com for an immediate specification and quotation for your next web site project.
