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A man and his wife got into bed for the night.
The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed
lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached
over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only
for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his
book.

The husband said, “Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I
could turn the pages.

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A man walks into a bar, late one night completely knackered and dripping with sweat and orders 5 whiskies.
“What’s wrong with you?” The barman says.
“In my car I’ve got a nymphomaniac – you couldn’t satisfy her if you were there ’til Christmas,” he replies.
“We’ll see about that,” says the barman and goes out to the car park.
He has been in the car with the woman for a while when there is a knock on the window and a policeman shines his torch in. The barman jumps up and winds down the window to talk to the policeman.
“It’s all right officer, I’m just shagging the wife,” he says.
“Oh, I’m sorry sir, I didn’t know it was your wife” replies the cop.
The barman replies -”Neither did I ’til you shone your torch!”

I reckon this joke might be top 10 of Google one day for Nymphomaniac wife

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